Recumbent Tricycles For The Adults

By Frances Parker


See, when you use them though, you are going to find out that it was actually possible to go triking even while still in laying down position. That would mean nirvana for most of us who have been dreaming of transportation without the use of ANY of our movements. Still, we still have to use our legs so we guess they are still not up to here yet with innovation. In the future, there will be no need for movements. For now, we have Recumbent Trikes.

Did you know that you could not pedal to the medal while lying down? Is that not the greatest thing to have ever graced the lazy ears of us lazy people? What next? Are they going to invent the car that drives open its own without us having to drive it ourselves?

Because that is just revolutionary at this point. Anything that can be used in a way that we do not have to move a muscle is simply amazing. We should be having them all to ourselves at the same. But then again, if we all have them, would that not turn us into those fat humans in the movie Wall E?

The ones who do not move at all when they walk and just let the things carrying them do all the work? while that sounds amazing in theory but kind of seem really bad in practice when you really get into it. To not move around and practice all of the muscles we are born with? That is just asking for our muscles to disappear.

We sure it might be possible since it will be just the legs that will be doing all the hard work for us. Could you imagine all of the dumb adults who got drunk and would play around with this? How much do you want to bet that they will probably end up in a ditch by the time the night ends?

Well, it must be if it was all of us who became slobs, to begin with. At least by then, no one would make fun of the other people who are fat if everyone single one of us is also very much fat. That is essentially going to happen to us if we continue at this rate.

To let consumerism taker over and let us be puppets to all of their shenanigans. But since we are human and we tend to gravitate towards what we think is interesting, a natural creature that has curiosity down to a fault, we let our ourselves become their puppets anyway. Like, who would NOT purchase a cheap burger if it was being advertised by McDonalds in your face?

Maybe. Probably. Hopefully, at least. Well, it is not exactly a car that can kill people upon impact, right? It just is a tricycle that you could probably lift by yourself if you really try. And if it was something that light then surely it would not kill you if it hits you scare in the nuts. Right?

And anyway, they are made for adults mostly, those that probably cannot be bothered to go to regular bicycle races and have a need for exercise. Particularly the ones that are told they need it but have some kind of back issue to worry about.




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